Lyrics

You pick up the phone. Go downstairs. Fix up the room and do up your hair. Answer the door and move all the chairs. Look outside. Nobody's there. Whatever you do there's nobody there. So lift up the weight and heave up the stone. Break all the lights and strip down the floors. Cut all the ties and rip up the chords. Whatever you do there's nobody's there. Wash all the clothes and ring all the bells. Sing all the songs and mix the cocktails. Drain all the baths and set off the flares. Whatever you do there's nobody's there. So step out the door. Run outside. Put on a coat. Put on a disguise. Look for the girl. Hunt for the guy. Look for the sign way up in the sky. Whatever you do there's nobody there.